My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I need a burrito and a hug.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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