It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
