doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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