Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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