She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Shame - the story of my life.
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