People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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