Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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