If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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