wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
mondays should just be called national damage control day
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just sucked dick on a ferry
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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