It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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