Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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