On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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