I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The Olympian is in my bed
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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