Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
