my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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