ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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