2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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