what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm at about main and main street
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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