Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
worst night to have a conscience
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Randomize