were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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