this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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