She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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