i think my mom watched the whole time
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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