I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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