I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
