Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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