Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize