dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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