There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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