Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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