...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
