just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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