let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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