Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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