the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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