Jerry, you need to find god
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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