Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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