Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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