bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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