Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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