I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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