I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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