Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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