Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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