CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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