Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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