so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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