Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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