Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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