I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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