just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Randomize
