I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sorry my hands just texted you
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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