I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My feet surprised me
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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